Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Euroweenies Say No Halloweenie

A small group of Euroweenies have it in for Halloween. Maybe we should make the largest piece of flaming poo in history and leave it on their doorsteps. Or perhaps we should send some kids to do some rolling over there. I can see it now - the customs official inquires, "What are you doing with all of that toilet paper, sir?"

The kid replies, "I've got a problem with some leakage, you know, down there, and the European toilet paper makes me break out in a rash."

1 comment:

Miss Templeton said...

I was taken aback by this one too. America invented Halloween? It's one of the oldest pagan nights of wildness on the western calendar, but they're gonna pin it on Plymouth Rock? Then we find it gets down to the commercialism, which seemly didn't exist until 1776 either.

But I don't think it is the European public -- the trick-o-treater on the street--with this attitude; just their variant of the same people who carp about the same stuff here.

Anyway. Just came over to see if you have checked out the new Dropkick Murphys album.