Office Thiefs Suck

I got finished with my lunch today and decided I would finally eat the Snickers bar I bought last week. I opened my desk and it was gone. I know it was there when I left yesterday. And then just a minute or so ago I discovered my cannister of Emerald mixed nuts was gone. So to all of you office thiefs out there: I hope you choke and die eating the food you've stolen from me and others.