Stereogum led me astray - Pretty In Pink 2 Not True

I fugured it wasn't true when I originally posted this on April 2nd. It was just too close to April's Fool Day. My pessimism has borne out as Stereogum has announced there will be no Pretty In Pink 2. At least we've still got Demi Moore living her life much like Jules probably would from St. Elmo's Fire.