More Wasted Money

It seems that teenagers aren't getting enough sleep according to this study. The conclusion seems to be it's all because those evil schoolteacher begin so early in the morning. I know this will sound suspiciously cranky and old, but back in my day I'd stay up until 12:30 AM watching Late Night With David Letterman and then get up at 5:30 AM to catch the school bus. Maybe that explains the bags under my eyes today, but seriously - why don't the teenagers just go to bed earlier? Problem solved, no need to throw more wasted money at it. Although I bet the teenagers will still be moody.