damn cows

Maybe it was the spicy cheese dip I ate late night - in my defense I had driven the wife to the hospital in yet another false alarm scenario with her as Peter and Liam as the wolf - but man did I have a weird dream. I was chilling in the back yard on a lounge chair under an old oak tree, which in reality doesn't exist, when a bull comes charging through the yard at me. I get out of the lounge chair and run like a maniac to the house thinking to myself - Don't look back. When I reach the safety of my home I finally look back and see cows climbing the tree. It was insane, like some Chik Fila commercial come to life. Why in the hell would a cow climb a tree, and why was I dreaming such weird stuff? Damn cows!