My Inner Guru Let Me Down

I play ping pong on my breaks at work. The games get rather intense, but it breaks up the monotony of staring at spreadsheets well. So today my inner guru told me to not worry about the spin of the ball, in fact to not even try to put any spin when I hit the ball. I was going to just let my thought waves manipulate the ball, instead of my wrist. So I didn't play worth crap. Zen and ping pong - they don't work. If you happen to see my inner guru, he's probably drunk and laughing his ass off.