Down Goes Wally

I was walking around the county square where I live and I stepped half on and half off the raised sidewalk on the corner thanks to dead leaves covering the edge so boom - down went Wally smashing both hands and my left knee onto the pebbled sidewalk including slamming my almost brand new phone screen first. The phone was fubar even with its protective case - it rammed into my chest so hard I thought I was having a heart attack so I get to take it to be repaired tomorrow while my bruised, cut, and battered body will just have to make do. That's the way it goes in this post modern weird world.